Eric Dane, Rebecca Gayheart and Kari Ann Peniche

Talk about McSteamy! On Monday, a nude tape in which the Grey's Anatomy star and wife Rebecca Gayheart stripped down with a former Miss Teen USA was leaked online. The 12-minute video -- filmed two years ago at Peniche's apartment -- reportedly involves only nudity and no sex. Instead, they lay naked in bed, relax in a Jacuzzi tub and discuss their porn names.

Rob Lowe's straight-to-video sex scandal

Proving that even scandals that began and ended pre-Internet will never truly die, Fleshbot unearthed and uploaded these old school, pre-YouTube sex tapes of Rob Lowe getting it on in Betamax.

Egged on by another fully nude guy identified by Wiki as Justin Morris, Rob (aka Sodapop, Billy Hicks or Sam Seaborn) can be blurrily seen enjoying all that a young model named Jennifer has to offer.

Maybe it's because this is the lesser of two infamous sex tape scandals Lowe faced within a matter of months -- the other more headline-ready, what with a 16-year-old participant and the Democratic National Convention as backdrop -- but I'd never caught the fact that this other menage was one-third male two-thirds male (math is hard!).

(If you can't tell by the words "sex tape" that this isn't exactly safe to be watching at work, you probably deserve to get fired.)